Bjarte Tjøstheim
as Leif Petter, supersosialistisk vikinghøvding
Odd-Magnus Williamson
as Geir, supernazist
Ole Henry Snildalsli
as Blade, beinskjør nazist
Sebastian Trulsrud Brynestad
as Herr Skald, emosjonell-historieforteller-viking
Tara Lina Shahin
as Sara, BPA til Brynjar
Sjur Vatne Brean
as Ask, livsfarlig snillcell
Gaute Berg Næss
as Thor, liberal nazist
Linn Skåber
as Gladdys, idealist-på-sin-livmorhals-viking
Olav Waastad
as Magnar, autentisitetsjagende viking
Magnus Mikey Karlsen
as Brynjar, viking i rullestol