Linda and Tom awake to find a half-naked man in their flat after a drunken night out.
Tom is sure his big acting break is imminent as he has an audition for a Crimewatch reconstruction. Meanwhile, Linda is convinced her neighbour Jez definitely fancies her.
Tom is laid up with a broken leg, and his home-help visitor is worrying him. Meanwhile Linda has lost her job, but is cheered up by the attentions of a courier.
Linda's sister Sugar comes to stay, leading to some sibling rivalry. But Linda discovers Sugar may not be as useless as she seems.
Tom goes clubbing in order to recapture his youth, while Linda stays in so she can flirt with her neighbour Jez.
Tom is getting married - to a woman! Linda is most upset so takes a stand for womankind by appearing on the Terry Clinger Show.