Having been jilted at the altar, Alf is hardly full of Christmas spirit; and Mrs Hollingbery doesn't think much of 'good will to all men'.
Alf and Mrs Hollingbery are plunged into darkness by a power cut; 'can't even get a simple thing like electricity right'. And as for the poll tax...
When Mrs Hollingbery gets a job to help save for their wedding, Alf is not pleased. In fact life itself is losing its appeal and he contemplates the alternative.
Alf decides to get a job but Mrs Hollingbery is not convinced.
Alf takes to the streets with a job as a part-time window-cleaner.
Alf tries his hand with man's best friend, much to Fred Johnson 's delight, but who is taking who for a walk?
Alf is commanded to serve on a jury
As jury service draws closer, Alf is worried about possible revenge by the criminal fraternity.
Alf cannot even board a bus without having an argument with the driver, one that he loses. However, he will have his revenge.
Mrs Hollingbery has forced Alf to try to save money for their wedding, which means no smoking or drinking.
As Alf's wedding to Mrs Hollingbery approaches, all Alf is looking forward to is the stag night.