Andy and Wayne find themselves in a hairy situation when assigned to locate Canfield University's missing mascot---which they lost in the first place.
The officers go to extremes to win Canfield a world record after Wayne and Andy run down the school's top flagpole sitter.
While Pilkington's away, Wayne and Andy convince the guards to play...in the Dean's empty house, which they've turned into a bed and breakfast.
When Pilkington replaces the squad with student guards, Andy and the gang try to bust a flasher to win their jobs back.
The officers almost blow their chance to be on a TV show, until the cameras catch their mission to rescue Pilkington and Hingle, who are locked in a runaway portable toilet.
The squad go out of their way for a wealthy alumna in hopes of soliciting a donation for the college -- until they realize what she wants to solicit is Andy.
Andy and Wayne find life anything but a drag when they infiltrate a sorority suspected of hazing pledges. Meanwhile, Meg and Royce cater to the dean's sneaky daughter.
Former child-star Royce reunites with an old flame -- a soap diva who thinks he's the dean. Meanwhile, the squad investigates death threats made against the real dean.
In order to impress a new cadet, Andy accepts an offer to wrestle an alligator. But first must tangle with Pilkington, who claims the reptile is his childhood pet.
Disc jockeys Andy and Wayne sponsor a giveaway contest to gain listeners... until someone actually wins the grand prize. It's the dean's car.
After knocking Hingle unconscious, Andy and Wayne must find a way to fill his shoes before a visit from an efficiency expert, his mistress and his ultra-competitive brother.
Andy and Wayne try to lure tourists to town by creating a hoax about an alien landing.
The officers race against Pilkington for possession of a fortune buried somewhere on the campus.
