Much to Harold's amusement, Albert hoards old clothes; a fashion photographer turns up looking for an original shooting location.
Harold's love life is going through a tricky phase, so he doesn't need Albert to be a wet blanket.
Harold brings home a `what-the-butler-saw' machine but one of the stars seems strangely familiar; for the local vicar it seems to be a chance to make some money.
Albert's martial arts friends save the day.
Harold's life becomes hell when Albert throws out his back.
Albert tries to get in touch with the other side to try to contact his wife, and Harold of course thinks it's all a con.