Harold makes plans to sail around the world with a group of young adventurers, but he has to solve the problem of what to do with Albert. He decides to put his father into an old people's home.
Harold buys a job lot of coffins and stores them in the living room. Albert, who's very superstitious, strongly objects. He moves into the stable to sleep until they have been moved, leaving Harold alone in the house at night.
Cash flow problems cause Harold to buy some lead at a knockdown price from a stranger who visits the yard. Panic sets in when the police pay a visit.
Harold meets a French au pair on his rounds and starts dating her. When he brings her round to meet his father, a revelation from Albert's past means Harold's relationship with Monique may be too close for comfort.
Harry and Albert plan an evening at the movies, but can't agree on what movie to see.
When the Steptoes receive an unexpected windfall, life is suddenly filled with exciting possibilities.
In an attempt to bring in some money, Albert decides to advertise for a lodger, but Harold threatens to leave as soon as the lodger shows up.
