The Brittas Empire — Season 2

Gordon Brittas is the energetic young manager of a leisure centre. Gordon Brittas is a man with a mission, a man with a dream. Gordon Brittas is dead! But everyone is taking the news rather well, and the public are flocking to use the amenities.

Leisure centre manager Gordon Brittas is a shocked man. He has found an item of ladies' foundation wear behind his office sofa, put two and two together and determined to catch the offenders. Carole the homeless receptionist is pregnant again, with only dim memories of a leopard skin suit on New Year's Eve. She is keeping her first child in a drawer under the reception desk and now sets up home in a store cupboard.

The local authority is becoming increasingly concerned by the falling attendances at Whitbury leisure centre. An inspector is dispatched, sending Brittas into overdrive mobilising his staff to get the place clean.

Brittas decides his leisure centre has "sick building syndrome", and looks for a cure.

Brittas has organised a concert recital to attract new clientele.

Brittas closes the leisure centre in order to train his staff how to cope with emergencies, be they "fires, earth tremors, outbreaks of contagious diseases in the toilets, poisonous gases or chemical spillages". Unfortunately, the staff don't take the exercise seriously. Meanwhile Helen Brittas is trying to cope with life without the aid of tranquilisers.

Brittas tries to track down the father of Carole's baby from among the staff.