Bottom — Season 1

Richie buys visits a sex shop to buy some Pakistani pheromones promised to drive women wild, but his night at the pub is less than successful.

When the gas man comes around to investigate some suspicious figures, Richie and Eddie have 6 hours, 27 minutes to disconnect the line they illegally connected to next door's mains, which means breaking into the house of the fearsome Mr Rottweiler and his new lady friend.

Eddie comes home broke, having spent the pairs' money on pornography to someday show his grandchildren and a large bet on the Miss World contest. The two watch with bated breath as Richie laments his life of unappreciated servitude and Eddie tries to ignore him.

An gypsy warns Richie that he will die within 3 days.

Having agreed to mind their landlord's shop, the lads are soon at odds with the local community, as well as a gang of looters.

The saddest man on Earth has a birthday. Can it get any worse? Richie discovers to his cost that it can.