10 Episodes · Premiered October 13, 2016 · Ended December 22, 2016
Comedy Central's raucous storytelling series hosted by Ari Shaffir, "This Is Not Happening," is back at it again with a killer line-up of the best true-life, long-form storytellers. The third season will feature stories from Sofiya Alexandra, Gastor Almonte, Louie Anderson, Maria Bamford, Greg Behrendt, Lavell Crawford, Joey Diaz, Greg Fitzsimmons, Sean Flannery, Al Jackson, Pete Johansson, Andy Kindler, Bert Kreischer, Joe List, Julian McCullough, Bonnie McFarlane, Big Jay Oakerson, Russell Peters, Brian Regan, Dave Ross, Rory Scovel, Scruncho, Ryan Sickler, Steve Simeone, Doug Stanhope, Dan St. Germain, Nick Thune, Liza Treyger, Sal Vulcano, Andrew WK and more!
Host Ari Shaffir talks about the weirdest way he ever started a fight with a friend, and Sal Vulcano describes how a dumb prank of his backfired.
Doug Stanhope was part of a love triangle that turned fatal, Lavell Crawford had a scary near-drowning moment, and Greg Behrendt experienced a cancer scare while on drugs.
Maria Bamford tells the story of her nervous breakdown; Andrew W.K. and Al Jackson talk about the most panic-inducing moments of their lives.
Brian Regan talks about his days as a campaign manager for a dog; Ari Shaffir and Rory Scovel tell stories about their biggest blunders.
Comics Louie Anderson, Liza Treyger and Bonnie McFarlane open up about their troubling brushes with the law.
Big Jay Oakerson, Julian McCullough and Bobby Lee share their most unsettling and outrageous stories about romance.
Comics Sean Flannery, Russell Peters and Bert Kreischer describe their wildest adventures.
Host Ari Shaffir, Steve Rannazzisi and Nick Thune take the audience on a long, strange trip as they talk about their craziest drug experiences.
Comics Tom Papa, Steve Simeone and Gastor Almonte tell stories about their families.
Comics Ali Siddiq, Greg Fitzsimmons and Joey Diaz discuss rage-filled moments.
