Desmond's — Season 5

Matthew needs a bill-topper for his charity concert. Step forward Desmond, Shirley and a twinkle-toed Porkpie.

Porkpie gets himself a job and Lee enters Michael for a hair competition.

It's Sean's first day at university - but is he ready to exchange freedom for books?

Porkpie invites everyone to see him in action on the school crossing.

Desmond goes into partnership with Lee on a sure-fire money-spinning venture. Meanwhile, Beverley needs money to pay for a wedding.

Gloria's 20th birthday arrives and she's never felt so low. It's time to take the bull by the horns and change her life.

Matthew is in love and wants to get married. Again.

Desmond is struck down with flu and Shirley is away teaching for the week, so Tony takes control of the shop.

Sean is organising a university dance and books Spider as his star Ragga DJ. And that's where the trouble starts...

Mandy disapproves of Michael's new girlfriend - and she's not the only one.

The vicar asks Shirley to preach a sermon. Desmond doesn't think this is possibly the greatest idea in the world.

Lee decides to go into the motorbike courier business, but after a routine health check, his health hangs in the balance.

Desmond's daughter is growing up too fast, while his eldest son is hardly growing up at all.