Tim Meadows
as Professor Aloysius Haines
Julianna Guill
as Christie DeWitt
Drew Seeley
as Jason Wilson
Hartley Sawyer
as Brian Sommers
Matt Bush
as Eli Feldman
Kelly Blatz
as Joel Harrington
Chris D'Elia
as Stankowski
Josh Brener
as Zack Miller
Tim Jo
as Alex Chang
Callard Harris
as Mike Reno
James Earl
as Tom "Turbo" Turley