Jasper Carrott
as Colin Craddock
Nina Wadia
as Rupinder Craddock
Meera Syal
as Rupinder Craddock
Jamil Dhillon
as Raj
Natalia Kills
as Sima
Robert Cartin
as Leo Craddock
Alina Iqbal
as Kavita
Jonty Stephens
as Billy
Ryan Cartwright
as Peter Craddock