Trojan Donkey

In the opening episode, Fixer invites a plumber to his house to try to understand the strange noise in his toilet, and celebrity stalker Ursula is convinced that a man on the bus is in fact Peter Andre.Seanie visits a Glaswegian tattoo shop to get the entire Bible tattooed on his body, while the Cowboy Builder asks another builder if he can borrow a jack hammer to help free his clumsy friend, who has got his feet stuck in cement.

In this episode of the hidden camera comedy series, American Kitty Donald attempts to convince a man to be her kidney donor. Seanie plans the details of his daughter's unicorn-themed wedding with a venue manager, requesting that the guests ride real 'dressed up' horses inside the building.Hotel inspector Henry Gordon trains local hotel staff what to do if a customer suffers a heart attack with the use of an iron; and feisty elderly citizen, Dirty Auld One, asks a butcher which cut of meat will be the best aphrodisiac for her husband.

Seanie visits a Glaswegian bakery to buy his daughter's wedding cake that has to be big enough to accommodate two Jack Russells; Jumperman wants to know if his winter 'package' holiday is really sealed.Celebrity stalker Ursula believes she has spotted Richard Ayoade from The IT Crowd while on the hunt for celebrities in Belfast.And Little Tony is recording an album with his rock band so goes to visit a music shop looking for a 'new sound'.

Mr Mmmm searches for the perfect suit for an old woman's birthday party, Jumperman announces to the pet shop that his dog is gay.Seanie poses some unusual Photoshop requests, while Henry Gordon holds open auditions for an unusual drinks commercial.

Jumperman lands a job interview in a restaurant, but has an unusual take on the role of security.Jake Stevens visits a pet stop, but doesn't like the way the fish stare at him.Single Sarah looks for love with local pizza deliverymen.