Steve is threatened when Ethel, a new ranger, comes to town. Malloy gets put on a diet.
Ethel runs a camp for the blind. After a bad speed dating incident, Steve sleeps with a hooker, and contract cana-syphil-aids, and is told he only has two weeks to live.
While undercover to sniff out the pot farmers growing in Brickleberry, Steve and Denzel promise the Russian mob that they can grow an entire pot crop basically overnight.
In an effort to compete with Yellowstone, Woody charges the team with coming up with the cutest animal in the world. Steve creates a Squabbit - half squirrel, half rabbit.
Secretary of the Interior Kirk Sanders visits the park. In an effort to impress him, Woody sets the park on fire.
Woody allows the Jesus Hates Homos Church to hold their meeting at Brickleberry. Connie takes off, because it was this church that tried to 'fix' her gay-ness, and discovers a secret government military headquarters inside Brickleberry mountain.
Fed up with conditions at the park, the rangers begin making demands. Woody, impressed with the workers at the computer help desk in India, decides to outsource the ranger positions to 'dot-bots'.
While preparing for the annual Ranger Ball, the rangers discover that Steve wears a toupee. In an effort to restore his hair growth and his mojo, Steve becomes bigfoot, and thus, a celebrity.
When Steve volunteers to track down what or who has been leaving the park strewn with half-eaten goats, he finds his father - the greatest park ranger Brickleberry ever knew - living in a cave.
A fireworks celebration for Woody's birthday destroys a dam and Brickleberry River floods the park, forcing the rangers to form a new community on an island with the other survivors.
