Johnny Vegas
as Neil Hackett
Oscar Kennedy
as Garth Hackett
Adam James
as Robert Dillon
Olive Gray
as Petra Dillon
Niky Wardley
as Fiona Hackett
Harvey Chaisty
as Little Neil Hackett
Emilia Fox
as Penny Dillon
Pearce Quigley
as Thistlethwaite
Paul Barber
as Fieldhouse