Seasons & Episodes
Season 1
13 episodes
E01
Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand
At JFK's kegger, Abe Lincoln tries to win Cleopatra's heart, Gandhi gets drunk on non-alcoholic beer, and Principal Scudworth gets beaten up for saying the phrase "raise the roof."
E02
Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo
Abe and JFK campaign against each other in the school presidential elections, which, as you might expect, leads to Marilyn Manson singing about the food pyramid.
E03
A.D.D.: The Last 'D' is for Disorder
When Gandhi is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder, America's most famous A.D.D. victim, Tom Green, teaches the school that you can't get the disease from toilet seats.
E04
Film Fest: Tears of a Clone
At the Clone High Film Festival, Abe pours his heart into a movie about a football-playing giraffe, George Washington Carver and Gandhi make a mixed-race action comedy called Black and Tan, and Joan of Arc directs a bizarre, avant-garde film that only Sigmund Freud understands.
E05
Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc
The Clone High basketball team doesn't allow girls or animals to play, so Joan of Arc takes a cue from her historic counterpart and disguises herself as a boy by putting on a comically large mustache.
E06
Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening
Clone High tackles the hard-hitting issue of Sleepy Driving when Abe and JFK square off in a drag race for Cleo's love, and Mr. Butlertron gets into a Battle Bots-style fight with a cocksure test-grading machine.
E07
Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations
MTV's casting department demonstrates their mastery in being able to attract guest stars of the highest caliber in this episode, as Ashley Angel from O-Town visits Clone High and wins Cleo's heart. Meanwhile, Principal Scudworth chases a rascally skunk whose catch phrase is "Try and catch me, bitch!"
E08
A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm
Abe is stuck in the middle of a Civil War between Joan and Cleo when they are forced to move in together. And by "Civil War" I mean "girl fight" and by "move in together" I mean "roll around ripping each other's clothes off."
E09
Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts
Jack Black guest stars in a trippy rock opera episode where the students get high from smoking raisins, and Gandhi has a bad trip where he is eaten by a live-action cat and encounters a two-headed Olsen Twins monster.
E10
Litter Kills: Litterally
Continuing a time-honored teen-drama tradition, a hastily-introduced "best friend" is killed and melodramatically mourned when Clone High succumbs to the evils of litter.
E11
Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode
Abe tries to come up with a promposal for Cleon but is more concerned with finding somebody to take Joan to prom, and JFK makes Gandhi over into GFK to help him find a date to dry hump at prom.
E12
Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale
In the shocking prom night conclusion to the season, one of the clones loses their virginity, and guest star John Stamos selflessly sacrifices his own life to save the students.
E13
Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode
A homeless angel who teaches Joan of Arc the true meaning of a completely made-up, meaningless holiday.
Cast
Christa Miller
as Cleopatra
Will Forte
as Abe Lincoln
Phil Lord
as Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth
Nicole Sullivan
as Joan of Arc
Michael McDonald
as Gandhi
Christopher Miller
as JFK
Christopher Miller
as Mr. Butlertron
