Berg's tries to "take down" the No. 1 student in his class, but she mistakes his subversive tactics as a plea for tutoring.
When Sharon tries to quit her job, she's asked to reconsider...while staying at a company condo in Aruba with two friends. But the trio's career commitments jeopardize the trip.
Berg realizes that he once spent the night with Pete's new love and she also may have his name tattooed on her derriere.
Pete and Berg unwittingly buy fake tickets for luxury box seats at the homecoming game when they try to one up two former nerds who are now successful.
Pete needs one more course to get his architecture degree, so Berg signs him up for sportscasting---which he winds up loving.
A maniacal Berg impostor dons the med student's lab coat and uses an ax to perform elective surgery on Halloween.
Berg scores Pete a job with Ashley's dad, but Pete risks it all by fooling around with a coworker who has ties to the boss (and an affinity for photocopiers).
While Pete's blue about the impending nuptials of an old mate, Berg borrows his own ex to try to make Ashley jealous.
Pete gets a limo-driving job and uses his charm on lonely rich women to get extra tips. Ashley has been avoiding Berg, but when they meet they have a passionate kiss. Berg follows her to Oxford but goes to the wrong one.
Sharon plans an intimate Thanksgiving meal, but winds up hosting a dinner party that includes Pete's grandfather and Ashley's beau.
Just as Pete---with help from a TV host---enables Berg to get over Ashley, she shows up crying and Berg's heart melts. Meanwhile, Sharon learns that Johnny's friend, Shawn, is a woman.
Pete falls for a traffic reporter and then finds out she has a son.
Pete's not pleased after he leaves his girlfriend's son in the hands of Berg, who takes the youngster to the dog track to learn about ratios; and Sharon invites Johnny to move in with her.
Pete feels left out after he helps Michael prepare for a dance, and then the boy chooses his dad as an escort instead of Pete.
Sharon goes for a new job to impress her dad, but during a background check, her alma mater reports she never graduated due to tickets she thought the guys had paid.
Thinking Johnny's girl friend Shawn is after him, Sharon sets her up with Berg---who comes to realize Shawn does have her eye on Johnny.
Berg braves a severe storm to meet a Spanish station's attractive reporter, who is covering the gale---at the end of a pier.
When Berg chooses Venita over Ashley---who plans to dump her boyfriend for him---she refuses his rejection.
While Berg steps into the ring as a cut man for a boxer, Ashley, Pete and Sharon fight out their differences.
Sharon cares for Johnny's unruly nephews; Berg fears his anatomy professor wants to get physical with Ashley.
Music group Barenaked Ladies narrates Pete's ill-fated job search; Berg falls apart after Ashley and Sharon bond over his embarrassing secrets.
Pete realizes his true feelings for Sharon---but refuses to act on them---after Johnny declares his plans to marry her. Meanwhile, Berg learns of Ashley's former marriage.
