In the series pilot, Matt hopes to evict Norman, who has moved into the apartment Matt had been using as a sales outlet for term papers and taken an interest in Matt's widowed mother.
Substitute teacher Norman puts a crimp in Matt's plan to sell answers to an upcoming English test.
Matt tries to persuade Julie to go to a dance with Eli---a lower form of life known as an underclassman.
With Norman working nights, Matt sees his empty apartment and a limousine ride as the perfect vehicles for a successful date.
Matt and Norman plant a bug at Julie's pajama party, and get an earful of talk about romance that they find surprising.
Matt and Norman both think the love letters they've received are practical jokes on each other rather than the outpourings of secret admirers.
Norman and Matt pose as father-and-son contestants on a game show in hopes of replacing Eileen's stolen furniture.
Matt hires a hunk to throw Norman into a jealous rage that would permanently destroy his chances with Eileen.
Matt and his buddies succeed in driving their teacher out of school, but their joy is short-lived when they find out who the replacement is.
When Norman gets a new credit card, it means two things: a romantic weekend alone with Eileen and freedom from Matt's economic clutches.
A clash over Christmas traditions causes a rift between Norman and Eileen.
After the money to hire a band for the school dance disappears, Matt and Eli make do with a "skeleton crew." Part 1 of two.
Conclusion. Matt and Eli discover the problems of managing a rock band.
Eileen is devastated when she catches Matt breaking into her office.
Matt asks new soccer coach Norman to bolster Eli's self-confidence by putting him on the team.
Eileen turns down a millionaire's marriage proposal in favor of Norman, who then hires an "admirer" of his own whom he can conspicuously refuse.
Tired of struggling on their meager salaries, Norman and Principal Ellis seek investment advice from an "expert"---Matt.
Julie longs for the "old" Matt to help prove that someone sabotaged her chances of making the cheerleading squad.
