Elizabeth Wright Shapiro
as Anne
Keir O'Donnell
as John Wilkes Booth
Ben Feldman
as John Bloss
Justin Kirk
as Leonardo da Vinci
Josh Fadem
as Adolf Hitler
Carlos Alazraqui
as Christopher Columbus
Max Topplin
as Hall Monitor
Wayne Knight
as King Louis XIV
Brian Baumgartner
as John Frederick Parker
Nicholas Turturro
as Francesco del Giocondo