Seasons & Episodes
Season 1
7 episodes
E01
The Fallen Madonna
Rene Artois, owner of the Cafe Rene in the French village of Nouvion, is 'persuaded' by the Resistance to hide two escaping British airmen. Rene is more interested in having affairs with his two waitresses without his wife finding out.
E02
Pigeon Post
The Colonel & the Captain mull over their situation and decide they should probably hand over René and the painting to the Gestapo in order to get rid of Herr Flick. But René convinces them that they could hand over a forged copy of the painting instead (with the assistance of a conveniently-located forger), and gets them to lend their uniforms to the escaping British officers so the Brits can take the painting to England to be forged.
E03
Saville Row to the Rescue
After the Colonel´s and the Captain´s uniforms are borrowed by the British airmen, and later burned, they will have to send for replacement uniforms. Supplied by Michelle are carrier pigeons, which madame Edith accidentally cooks and serves to Herr Otto Flick.
E04
The Execution
The Colonel & the Captain and Herr Flick are all disguised as onion sellers while the German uniforms are being remade by the Jewish tailors of London. Michelle delivers a bottle of nitro-glycerin disguised as a bottle of Bols Gin to hide in the Cafe until they come to fetch it that night to blow up a German railway
E05
The Funeral
Hans mistakes the nitro for gin and accidentally blows up the railway himself! The Germans capture René, Yvette, and the peasant-disguised Colonel and Captain. As Helga, LeClerc, and Edith each attempt to help the gang escape, General Von Klinkerhoffen arrives in town and demands that the only known saboteur be shot. This means - René's death by firing squad, with Lieutenant Gruber in charge of the squad!
E06
Red Nick's Colonel
René tries to go back to his normal life after his fake execution, posing as his twin brother, also named René, but the funeral arrangements are difficult when there is no body, Monsieur LeClerc is cheaper than the regular priest and the coffin is filled with anti-tank bombs.
E07
The Dance of the Hitler Youth
The communist résistance wants to make a martyr out of the dead René, and kidnaps the Colonel and the Captain at the Captain's birthday party. To make matters worse, they offer them on a platter to René´s twin brother René, so that he can shoot them.
Season 2
7 episodesSeason 3
6 episodesSeason 4
6 episodesSeason 5
26 episodesSeason 6
8 episodesSeason 7
10 episodesSeason 8
7 episodesSeason 9
6 episodesCast
Gorden Kaye
as René Artois
Vicki Michelle
as Yvette Carte-Blanche
Carmen Silvera
as Edith Melba Artois
Kirsten Cooke
as Michelle Dubois
Kim Hartman
as Pvt. Helga Geerhart
Guy Siner
as Lt. Hubert Gruber
Rose Hill
as Madame Fanny La Fan
Richard Marner
as Col. Kurt von Strohm
Arthur Bostrom
as Off. Crabtree
Kenneth Connor
as Monsieur Alphonse
John D. Collins
as RAF Flight Ltn. Fairfax
Nicholas Frankau
as RAF Flight Ltn. Carstairs
